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At the top of p. 20 Sarah, as she wraps up her account of the day that her family--and we--almost lost her (see the commentary on p. 19), manifests yet again her droll sense of humor. She says:
"My main heartache was that I had taken a rare Hershey's chocolate bar with me, planning to graze on it while I sheep-gazed. But by the time Dad woke me, my coveted candy had melted into an inedible mess."
Behold all the literary merits of even these few funny lines! (And these words are not even going to constitute the principal subject of the commentary on this page!!)
First, and in passing, note well the proper intonation that must be employed in reading the first few words aloud. We must read this, "MY main heartache..." Sarah has just recounted her FAMILY'S heartache when she vanished in the snow for those agonizing few hours; now she turns, with a bit of tongue-in-cheek" humor, to HER OWN heartache.
The proper emphasis on "MY" establishes the connection with and contrast to the previous paragraph; it binds the whole passage together into a harmonious whole. Hence, if someone were to read this as follows, "My MAIN heartache," or "My main HEARTACHE," he or she would undermine and weaken the force and unity of the passage.
This may seem like a trivial matter. It is not. Reading aloud, with the proper stress and emphasis on words derived from the context of a passage, is an essential art for any free society. Let me add that the study of the Classical languages, Latin and Greek, helps not only with the understanding of English grammar, but with the art of English elocution!
Now, let us consider the literary art contained in these few lines!
First, note the use of the word "rare" about the candy bar. Clearly, Sarah and her siblings did not get to enjoy chocolate every day; still, the use of the word "rare," which would more properly be applied to objects of great value, is humorously attached to the poor old Hershey's bar. We may describe this as a species of hyperbole, rhetorical exaggeration. Its effect is to make us chuckle!!
Next, note the double-edged effect of the verb "graze." To put the matter succinctly, Sarah associates herself with the sheep, both in sense and in sound. By applying the term "graze," which properly applies to the eating (by sheep, etc.) of growing grass/herbage, by applying the term to herself, Sarah links herself to the sheep. Also, she says that she intended to "graze" while she "gazed." The similarity of sound completes the jesting joining of herself with the sheep!!
Finally, and briefly, note the nice alliteration of the sounds of "coveted candy."
The very juxtaposition, to wrap this up, of the horror of Sarah's parents when they thought she was gone forever; of their relief at finding her; and of the funny picture of a sleepy eight-year-old with melted chocolate all over her, produces a scene of incredible power and pathos: so sad, so beautiful, and so funny...all at the same time.
And this is the lady who, her vile enemies like chris matthews, et al., claim, cannot even read, much less write. Mein Himmel!!!!!
Next, we may note in passing yet another wonderful tribute by Sarah to her marvelous dad (and, BTW, even this should not be taken for granted: Think of the kids today who are ungrateful to their parents; indifferent to them; even hostile and filled with hatred towards them--the tribute of filial piety is beautiful to behold; its opposite is ugly and horrible to witness!!)
Anyway, Sarah says:
"Every spring, Dad would bring his sixth-grade class up to the park on the Alaska Railroad for a weeklong field trip to experience what they'd studied all year about animals, geography, geology, and the environment. I was happy to tag along and appreciated that what his students learned during the school year in Mr. Heath's classroom was what I got to learn every day from Mr. Heath, my dad."
Verba ipsa loquuntur
...loosely, "the words speak for themselves"!!
Finally, towards the middle and bottom of the page, Sarah says:
"...My parents instilled in me that appreciation; we were not to take for granted the wonder of God's creation.
"To this day, we still call each other even in the middle of the night to report an awe-inspiring aurora borealis display. We never tire of the dazzling Northern Lights, shimmering like the hem of Heaven. So it's not uncommon to get a midnight call from friends or family: 'Quick! Look out the window! They're dancing!'"
Guys, my gut reaction to this power of ever-green and ever-young wonder and delight in the Lord and the Lord's works is to say, "Wow, they are so alive, so real, so true this lovely family from The Great Land, The Last Frontier, The Land of Seward's Dreams!! Behold the deepest bonds of blood and affection between them all. These are the people elected by the Lord, as David was chosen, people after the Lord's own heart!!!"
Let us rise up, then, America, and shout from the mountain tops:
Away with obama!!
Away with Chicago thugs!!
Away with filth!!
Away with legalized theft!!
Away with tenured traitors!!
Away with corruption!!
Away with slander!!
Away with manipulation!!
Away with lies!!
Away with treason!!
Away with treason!!
Away with treason!!!!!!
We will have NO MORE of creatures like obama, ayres, van jones, pelosi, reid, boxer, kagan, and the whole bought-and-paid-for filthy crowd of them that infest government; infest the media; infest academia!
AWAY WITH THEM!!
WE WILL HAVE, if the Lord in His Mercy will grant it to us, WE WILL HAVE THE BEAUTIFUL PALIN FAMILY FOR OUR FIRST FAMILY; FOR OUR MODELS; FOR OUR EXEMPLARS; FOR OUR LEADERS!!!!
ARISE, AMERICA: FOR GOD, FOR COUNTRY, FOR SARAH!!!!!!